The proof is in Aisle 4: I have no game.
I saw my future boyfriend in the grocery store tonight. We passed each other in the aisles a couple of times and smiled and then found ourselves both in the beer aisle (go figure) where I lingered a bit longer than necessary hoping he would talk to me. Unfortunately, he got a phone call and the amount of time it was taking me to decide on a beer was becoming excessive so I grabbed some Stella and moved to another section of the store.
I did noticed that he had cup-o-noodles and hot dog buns in his basket so I'm pretty sure he isn't married. ;)
As I was waiting in the line to pay he got in line behind me and I smiled. Once I paid I walked as slowly as possible out of the store without seeming like I couldn't remember where I parked my car. I thought maybe he would have been parked near me and I could say something witty in the parking lot but he was too far behind.
Alas, I drove off without exchanging a word with this dream boat yet alone phone numbers!
I can tell you this though: I am doing ALL my shopping at Mollie Stone's from now on.
Will we meet again?
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