Morning Massacre

On my way to my car this morning I stopped at the garbage can to throw something away and when I opened the lid I found the inside of the can was teeming with ants! I hate ants!

Seeing this unleashed an uncontrollable urge to kill so I put my purse in the car and walked back up to my apartment to get the RAID.

Back at the can I followed the trail of ants under the stairs, around my car and along the side fence to a place that disappeared under the bushes. I walked the trail a couple of times - looking at the zillions of ants that were frantically making their way to their last supper.

After a minute or two of gleeful scheming about their demise I took aim with the can of raid and blew those fuckers right off the map grinning wildly as I replaced their innocent little ant trail with a blast of poisonous goodness. I sprayed so much raid all over the driveway that I gave myself a headache but it was totally worth it.

When I got home this evening I looked in the can again but this time only found a handful of desperate, lost, trapped ants going in circles because they can't get out of the can without crossing the glorious poison barrier!

ME - 1 Ants - 0