I AM the starter wife....

....only I've never actually been the wife. Maybe I'm the Pre-Wife. Whatever.

If I was a betting man (er...woman) and a smart one at that, I'd bet my every last red cent that Nico will end up marrying this girl.

Lets look at the statistics:

Nearly every (semi-serious to serious) boyfriend I have ever had has ended the relationship with me and then married his next girlfriend.

#0. High School: We broke up; who knows what happened; no one in their right mind would marry him (I guess this one doesn't exactly fit my mold. Lets count this as zero so as not to ruin my count - we were both much too young anyway; and he was completely psycho)
#1. College: He dropped out of school; we broke up; new girlfriend; got married in a year; now divorced (so I hear)
#2. College: We broke up; he went back to his old girlfriend; married her
#3. College: We broke up; new girlfriend; married her
#4. College: We broke up; new girlfriend; they broke up; got back together and got married
#5. After College: We broke up; new girlfriend; got married within a year and had a baby!
#6. Now: We broke up; new girlfriend; he already lives with her; ................

Does anyone see a pattern here?

I mean really.

I was watching TV over the weekend and there was a preview of the upcoming "Scott Baio is 45 and single". They show him sitting with Erin Moran and she asks him "Do you like people?" and after he squirms a bit, I'm sure deciding if he should tell the truth or not, he laughs and says "No". She tells him that THAT is why he is still single.

I laughed out loud.

King Midas touched things and they turned to gold - I touch men and they turn in to someone else's husband.

There has got to be a book deal in there somewhere.