Day five of the Amazing Ab Alteration

I went back to the 30 minute pilates for abs workout last night.

When the knock-out-bod-expert-leg-lifting-and-rotating-like-mad pilates lady says something stupid like "you should really be feeling it now" I tend to yell back: "No shit, lady!"

And when she says "if you need to, rest your shoulders and take a break" I found myself chiming in with "thank fucking god" or "its about fucking time".

I even told the yoga for abs dude to shut up and that he was a total fuck wit. Yes, out loud.

That said, I guess I should really steer clear of the actual taught-by-people/full-of-people workout classes at the gym.

I'm sure that in the middle of a session, while everyone is concentrating on their "powerhouse" or doing their double open leg rolling around on the floor bullshit* I would forget where I was and start swearing at the instructor just like I swear at the TV.

On the up side, all of that swearing and pilates is starting to make a visible difference. My clothes are fitting better! I feel great!

Yah, whatever. I said its making a difference, ok? It is. I swear.


*See? I cant even get through one sentence about exercise without cussing up a storm!